disciplinary measures f4rt1nth3p0ck3t

f4rt1nth3p0ck3t, is a disciplinary measure approved by some hermits who live in a cave system in Breakish- Isle of Skye.

It may be enacted, when and only when, a crustacean refuses to follow direct stage instructions.

Punishments may range from a delicate tickling of the underside of the Thorax- to being shipped off to Spain, where they shall become a garnish for a plate of Whelks in a creamy garlic Scaloppine.

Person-Eh. "Have you ever heard of the "disciplinary measures f4rt1nth3p0ck3t?"

John- Yes, of course I have! I just made it up.

Person-Eh "Why did you do that?"

John- " Simply put, it's a poor attempt to make a human I've never met, smile."