Bubbly nut

When you can blow bubbles with your semen.

Jude “gosh Drew you have a bubbly nut!”
Drew “wtf is that?”
Jude “i could blow bubbles with that”
Drew “really!? Show me!”

Durbinism

The want and or need to argue for no apparent reason 24/7. Usually carried by people of the last name Durbin.

Friend 1 “God Chris has a bad case of durbinism.”
Friend 2 “Whats that?”
Friend 1 “The want to argue all the time.”