shalinda

Duhh Shalinda- the fake employee that you blame your non existent problems on, and she is to blame for every thing that is not a big deal but you pretend it’s a big deal with your friends and it’s just like “ damit shalinda! I expected those reports on my desk this morning!!” Where tf is shalinda!! I need a coffee!! There’s not shalinda because she’s not real lol imaginary secretary who’s got all the jobs and is always there when you need something she’s the one that helps you get there in real life.. shalinda is low key dope af

Drops lighter” - damit shalinda!! I expected those reports in my desk this morning! Fuck my tits where is that girl?!??

Has no bagels and lives alone-

Shalinda told me there would be bagels! That bitch!

Any male freaking about about bitch shit, all shalindab