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A blowjob performed during a Guns N' Roses concert.
The concert was good but the Guns N' Blowses was even better!
"You should clean your house."
"It's awfully methhy."
Getting fucked by a clit so big, it is fuckable.
"I ended up taking a clit last night."
Having an afro so big that it scares animals and small children away like a scarecrow.
"What's up with that scarefro Frank?"
"You're scaring the children"
When 3 people have unicorn horns (dildos) on their heads and they all get fucked simultaneously whilst on their knees which makes a fuck circle.
"Since we're all dressed like unicorns for Halloween, we should have a unicorn threesome!"
When you wink your butthole to a song, mimicking the lyrics. It's similar to
lip-syncing, just with your butthole opening and closing, instead of your mouth.
Wink-syncing is not as easy as it looks. I had to do butthole keegles for weeks just to make it through November Rain all the way.