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Someone who grunts while they take a shit in a public stall even when there is someone in the stall next to them.
I had a hard time shitting at the fair while the dude in the stall next to me was letting out some loud stall grunts.
When you flex your butthole to the words/syllables to the lyrics of a song to make it appear that your asshole is singing the song.
"It took me a while to perfect wink-syncing to November Rain, but finally got it down"
When you shoot turds in a toilet from your ass. A bullseye happens when a turd hits the water and splashes a drop of water in the center of your butthole.
"I shit a bullseye during my toilet archery session."
A mysterious shit that's in an odd location and nobody can explain who put it there. It's a mystery... a shitstery.
"Who took a shit in my Lucky Charms?"
"I'd like to solve that shitstery."
Taking an emergency shit while skydiving. When you gotta go, you gotta go.
I wasn't expecting to go skyshiting when I jumped from the plane. First time I shit my pants in years.
Where all the dickheads and assholes are from.
"Don't mind Bill"
"He's from Dicksberg Assholevania"
"You should clean your house."
"It's awfully methhy."