logan saville

Hey what do you call a sand castle when it’s a patriarchy and the king is a tyrant and you are just a poor shoemaker’s apprentice and you find an imposter in your soup and you go “sus” and your father is like bruh whateth you speakething abouteth dawgeth? And you like “mmm fadner it is emmmpostor and he is akling mahd suhs and I will report him to the proper authorities and through the course of law and justice he will be brought to his knees and submit to the authority of the ruling realms we abide in.” And dad is all like “Aigtheth” and so you go to do that but then uh like a tidal wave hits and then the sand castle gets destroyed so his meaningless life is washed away in the sand never to be discroved until it is decorated by an exploraior who pbuts it in a mesium and but also nevertheless however henceforth therefore alas it the one from the 3 movies but Hugh Jackman was only in the 3rd and but Ben Stiller and Theodore Rosevelt were in the them and but he finds the uh I guess I said his life was discovered I guess that was the antecedent of his and “it” so yeah okay his life comes to life because of the tablet of Akmenrah and the n Ben stable is all liek “Guh” and then the him he goes “Larry Daily of Daily’s electronics playing Zheng Stiller in the dusk and the nurseeum and the other ones, what Ware you doing here’re? And Ben Dailey is all like “guarding the night”

To be “Logan Savilled” means to be sent hurtling through the nightosphere at such a speed that both matter and anti-matter unite in such a splash of color that your very existence is perpendicular to 🐸