Firmly perching yourself onto the porcelain throne for optimal pooping torque. Feet must both be on the toilet seat, scowl must be on face. The original way to squeeze out a power dump pre-Squatty Potty รขยยข
Bro, I cut fiber out of my diet and now the only way I can drop a deuce is by gargoyling my toilet.
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