Pippino

The kind of simp that will relentlessly chase you through the woods barefooted ranting about how they're a druid and you should help them heal the lands. Not to be confused with a latino Pippin.

Brendan: "Yo, man. Julie said you're creepy as shit. You really need to stop being such a damn pippino."

every unicorn will find its rainbow

A well known phrase that essentially means the same thing as "every giraffe will find their scarf", and "every triceratops will find their berry bush".

Ted: Well you know what they say, Jim. Every unicorn will find its rainbow.
Jim: What the fuck does that even mean, Jim?