When your guy has a dick that goes out at night and fucks all kinds of random things and comes back home right before the sun comes up just to clime into bed next to you with Herpesâ¦
Person-1âHey you know what happened last night?â
Person-2âNo what happened?â
Person-1âDee came home and gave me a Spooky-scary-ghost-dick!â
Person-2âyou know you can sue him for that, right?â
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