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Wet Wilkie

Like a wet willy, but when you shove your dick in someone's belly button.

Mary: I got a wet wilkie, it was terrorising rape.

by Unknown Dropouts May 30, 2011

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Stairclap

When you're running down the stairs very quickly in boxer shorts, and the weight of your testicles causes your scrotum to move against your gooch and make a loud clapping sound.

John: Ew, Mike. Yesterday I was running down the stairs and I did a stairclap. My mom heard. She looked grossed out.
Mike: EWW! DUDE, I DIDN'T NEED TO KNOW YOU HAVE A NASTY STAIRCLAP!

by Unknown Dropouts March 30, 2011

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