wilkie

wilkie is the type of guy to wake up on a sunday morning after an absolute skunk of a night and instead of make himself a nice morning cuppa, he will pack himself a ripper of a beug. he'll look up, stare into your eyes and say play farken ball kid, in that moment wilkie is prepared for anything. not to mention he is just a menace of bloke, stinks beers like water and slams 7s for breakfast. bailey lives life by a, do first, think later mentality, kinda a blessing he's still kickin.

example 1:
guy 1: hey man are you okay you like a bit off?
wilkie: well cunt its probly the fark load of md i just took, i need a beer and a 4, feelin kinda zapped

example 2:

wilkie: *blows 0.23 the next morning after town*
cops: you should eat man, it'll help
wilkie: fark off cunt eat is cheating

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wilkie

someone who gets more pussy than a dildo does. a wilkie gets so many bitches he cant even fit them in the white house

holy shit look at that wilkie

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wilkie

biggest pleb around

is constantly on drugs and has loads of hoes

ew stop being a wilkie. not cool

Wilki

Some one gives who gives you a massi erection. Typically very stinky and sexy

Wilki uses white rain rain shampoo

Wilkied

A high level of intoxication caused from excess alcohol. If someone is "Wilkied" their night would usually consist of spewing before leaving pre drinks and if they are truly Wilkied they will be refused entry into the club, but often seek solace in the nearest McDonalds accompanied by a box of McNuggets,

"oh my god Amy was so Wilkied last night!"

Wilkie

The hardest partying town on the prairies, often confused with such great places as Las Vegas and New York. But it is a proven fact that Wilkie parties harder and anyone from there can drink an Irishman under the table, with both hands behind his back.

Man that place is fucking awesome, its definetly a Wilkie.

I'm so bored, lets go find a Wilkie.

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wilki

Tickling of an erogenous zone, primarily the testicles and the area around the anus. Used mainly by younger caucasians.

She reached around to wilki her boyfriend as he orally pleasured him.

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