Shwasted

a perfect blend of shit faced and wasted. a moment in time when one is so affected by alcohol it becomes impossible to keep your sanity (or dignity).

Sam: Wasn't Jane throwing up into a fireplace while dangling off a chandelier yesterday?
Tom: Oh yes, she was freakin SHWASTED

aiziya

A ghost that appears only once in a blue moon when conjured upon with great power and then disappear into the night once more.

Man: looks there's comes Aiziya
Woman: wow, an original Aiziya sighting, we need to report it, it hasn't happened since last year!