2nd lieutenant

A person in the army, or marines who thinks they know everything. After about 5 years of looking like a dumbass they learn some shit and get 1st lieutenant.

Hey 2nd lieutenant the captain told you to report to the pool on the 5th floor of the parking lot. Of course it has 5 floors not 3.

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tits maghee

Tits maghee: Common to appear as an appropriate nickname when said in public. The bearer of this nickname most likely has very large, beautiful breasts. (Some times nick named TM)

Jack: "Hey tits maghee! You've got some big ass boobies."

Sarah: "Hahaha. Oh Jack, you're so silly."