Witchetty grub

The act of allowing you leave erect penis to go flaccid while inside a girl you’re partaking in intercourse with, then shaking it around inside her like a witchetty grub crawling underground

The other night I was shagging a girl and decided to give her a witchetty grub

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Mud Crabs

Pubic lice that have moved their way from from the genitals, through the mangroves of a man or woman’s gooch, only to take up residency in the general vicinity of one’s colon, hence the mud.

Hey mate I’ll be back in a minute my mud crabs are giving me grief

Michigan Meat Stick

A Michigan meat stick is a shit so big that it spans right from the beginning of your stomach, through all of your intestines and out the ass hole.

I ate so much food last night that this shit is definitely gonna be a Michigan Meat Stick