Mercury

A Mercury is a non binary, gay, sassy bitch. They like to ‘borrow’ things with his friends and is also very funny and caring for his friends. They look good in rings and know they do. They have a dead name and, like most of us, hates school. They have lots of brothers and sisters and is very tall and uses that to their advantage. They like watching aime, making Tik Toks and fights for what they think is right. They have ‘poofy’ hair, brown eyes and wears the same red hoodie all the time. They like to say ‘bitch’ a lot, but is a really fun friend that all of us love and care for!

Y: “Mercury is the best”
X: “Mhm. Yes they are!”

Alien

1. Weird mother fucking things from outer space that try and lay eggs inside of you so they can form more aliens that rip your stomach open and come out so they can lay more motherfucking eggs and kill a bunch of people. They are shiny and black with no eyes, 2 mouths, a bunch of fucking teeth, weird spindly things coming out of their back. When you see one fucking run bitch!

2. The movie

“HOLY SHIT! THERE’S A FUCKING ALIEN!”
Alien: HIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSS *other alien noises*