REMINGTON

A Remington is a dive bar where old country rednecks and hillbillies drink Pabst Blue Ribbon on draft while listening to crusty old country music from the 60's. We refer to such musical nightmares as Geritolpolooza! The average age of the customers is 62, many of whom arrive in walkers or wheelchairs. They can't drink alcohol because it interferes with their meds. The bar closes at 10pm because they leave at 9pm so as not to miss bedtime at 9:30pm. If you are looking for a good time, do NOT go to anything named REMINGTON'S!

We went barhopping last weekend and ended up in some divey Remington bar full of old people!

My grandfather and his friends like to drink and hang out in those old people Remington bars!

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