Someone who hates people who hate things
You're being such a phobeophobe
A dumbass baby punching spud muffin who hasn't even seen or thought about a shower in 4 days and goes into diabetic shock whenever they inhale a sugar particle
Stop strangling my son you fucking impaired rat
Referring to taking a shit
Im going to have a brown
Are you browning in there?
Someone who tries to be cool and funny but is nowhere near either goal.
Shut up you Brombius
The act of eating food then running away/a fancy form of Dine and dash
STOP GOBBLEDASHING ALL MY FOOD JEROME
Someone who cant drink anything without commenting on its taste or texture
Just drink it stop being a chugglbuffer