Fauxbal Warming

The support of the idea of Global Warming via 'faux' means.

The Climate Research Unit's (CRU) hacked email and software code has shown Global Warming is actually just Fauxbal Warming.

The Ms.

Microsoft.

I saw pirated copies of MS Office for sale on eBay... and you know The Ms. doesn't like being ripped off.

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slow cut

A perceived 'short cut' that takes longer than the usual route(s) or mean(s).

Wife: Why are we going down this road?
Me: It'll be quicker.
Wife: This better not be another one of your slow cuts!

slow cut

A perceived 'short cut' that turns out to take longer than normal route(s) or mean(s).

Wife: Why are we going down this road?
Me: It'll be quicker.
Wife: This better not be another one of your slow cuts!

WLT

Apple Inc's Worldwide Loyalty Team - an internal team, likened to a non-lethal Gestapo or KGB, committed to investigating IP leaks at Apple.

The Apple employees, in the department where the photo is thought to have leaked from, sat quietly, thinking about the superfluous NDA they just signed, as the WLT invaded their iPhones' content - call logs, emails, photos, and text messages.

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NAH

Non-Apple Hardware

I really wish Apple would scare the stock value out of Microsoft by simply pursuing OS X "availability" on NAH.

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erronic

Idiotically erroneous.

Trying to put out a grease fire with water is erronic.

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