Nazi reject

A person who openly admires Hitler or the Nazis, but who would likely end up being purged or “Long Knived” out of any real fascist or Nazi movement. This may either be because of immutable personal characteristics, antisocial tendencies that make it impossible to function as part of a mass movement, or other beliefs and habits that typical fascists wouldn’t tolerate.

(In)famous examples of such include:

-Kanye West (due to being Black)
-Varg Vikernes (due to his eccentricity, possible autism, and criminal history)
-Nick “A. Wyatt Mann” Bougas (due to his ties to the Church of Satan, “degenerate” shock-rocker GG Allin, and trash/grindhouse cinema, among other things)
-Any gay or transgender Nazi
-Nazi furries
-People who identify as both Nazis and incels
-Nazi Satanists (many of the original Nazis did harbor misgivings about Christianity, some even considered themselves pagan, but they would have drawn the line at overt Satanism)

Borderline cases may include:

-Louis Farrakhan (he has praised Hitler on a few occasions, but his overall worldview is primarily rooted in Afrocentrism rather than European-style fascism)
-Bronze Age Pervert (it’s debatable whether he’s really a “Nazi” or not, although his belief system is fairly close to theirs; he is also a Jew and a Zionist)

-People just assume that Nazi rejects must lack self-awareness, but this isn’t necessarily true. Frederick “Hot Wheels” Brennan wrote an essay explicitly endorsing Nazi-style eugenics on the grounds that it would lead to fewer people like himself being born.

-Alex was a committed anti-fascist, and he thought there was nothing wrong with punching real Nazis. He didn’t feel the same way about Nazi rejects, as he thought they should be pitied rather than feared.

-During the Crown Heights riots, some Black residents of the neighborhood began chanting “Heil Hitler” to intimidate their Orthodox Jewish neighbors. That’s textbook “Nazi reject” behavior

King flip

That moment a conservative or right-wing commentator stops pretending to admire Dr. Martin Luther King Jr., and admits they never really cared for the man (or the Civil Rights movement in general) after all.

King flipping falls just a tad short of actually defending segregation or Jim Crow. The conservative making these statements will typically just say that the civil rights activists and the segregationists were both bad in their own way. However, don’t expect him or her to maintain this stance for long. Once someone has King flipped, their metamorphosis from a conservative into a full-blown white supremacist is almost guaranteed, and likely to happen soon.

-Charlie Kirk used to call Dr. King a hero, but now he says King was “awful” and the Civil Rights Act was a mistake because it created too many federal bureaucracies. And he wants to spend Martin Luther King Day railing about this to everyone who will listen. Looks like Charlie has officially King flipped. He’ll probably be playing Johnny Rebel songs at his rallies before long.

-Conservatives’ attitudes toward race tend to decay predictably over time, almost like radioactive isotopes do. The decay chain for the conservative isotope goes something like this, with each step typically having a shorter half-life than the previous one:

1. “Can’t we just stop talking about race? Let’s all just be colorblind.”
2. “Dr. King was a Republican, and Democrats are the real racists! Just like in 1860!”
3. “Blacks are more racist than whites, and BLM is a terrorist group. Dr. King would have agreed with me, you know. He’d want us to build the wall and ban books, too.”
4. “Aw, f*** it! Dr. King really wasn’t a good person and I’m sick of pretending he’d be on our side, because I know he wouldn’t. And Civil Rights was a Commie plot. I’m totally not a racist, though.” this stage is the King flip
5. There’s nothing wrong with being a racist. We’d be better off if the South had won. And maybe we should start questioning the mainstream narrative of World War II, too.

Sape

A term that autistic people should use to refer to neurotypicals. Mostly because it rolls off the tongue a lot easier than the word “neurotypical” does, and doesn’t sound too respectful (after all, they’ve never respected us much either!)

It’s short for “sapiens”, and refers to the theory that autistic people might have a similar mentality to Neanderthals and other early humans, due to having a “visual brain” as opposed to a “social brain” like the typical H. Sapiens. Which explains why those neurotypicals seem like a different species at times.

Those sapes always follow the herd, they do whatever society tells them to do. That’s because they have social brains.

People say that democracy benefits everyone equally, but that’s such a sape thing to say. They outnumber us 99 to 1, of course THEY would benefit more from democracy than WE would! Not that there are any better alternatives, of course.

I like sapes individually, but as a group, I don’t trust them. As long as they remain divided amongst themselves, they’re okay, but if they ever join together they’ll hunt us down the first thing they do.

Dilbert hole

1. The female urethra. Not the same thing as the vagina, although clueless dudes frequently confuse the two.

2. Scott Adams, creator of the office-themed comic strip Dilbert, who thinks he’s a genius but is really an insufferable kook.

1. Some women derive sexual pleasure from inserting the tips of ballpoint pens or other narrow objects into the Dilbert hole. Occasionally done by female office workers due to the widespread availability of pens in the office.

2. Did you read about what Scott Adams said on YouTube the other day? He’s such a Dilbert hole!

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Conservatnik

A conservative/Republican/MAGA supporter in the USA whose positions on foreign policy are suspiciously in line with the Kremlin’s.

Portmanteau of “conservative” with vatnik (Russian ultranationalist).

Tucker Carlson said he is rooting for the Russians to win in Ukraine. He is such a conservatnik!

Conservatniks keep extolling Putin’s Russia for its “traditional values” while claiming Western countries are decadent. Whose side are they really on?

I know people like to say the horseshoe theory is BS. But, isn’t it strange how so many “anti-imperialist” leftists sound just like conservatniks when it comes to foreign policy?

PMS

Short for “(P)rogressive, (M)odernist, and (S)ecular-Humanist”. Used to describe the prevailing worldview or sociopolitical culture in many academic and corporate subspaces in 2020s America and Western Europe. Some would consider them to be today’s establishment in the same way that WASPs were the establishment in early 20th century America.

The PMS mindset could be considered the result of an informal alliance between “Social Justice Warriors” (intersectionalists) and “Scientific Justice Warriors” (modern skeptics), within a capitalistic environment.

1. Professor Nelson disliked the word “globalist” because it sounded too conspiratorial, and he would never say “Cultural Marxist” because of its bigoted and antisemitic connotations. But he still believed there was an unspoken social creed that most of his colleagues forcefully professed, which he privately held doubts about. Since he couldn’t think of a better term, he called it PMS.

2. As an aging, liberal-leaning Methodist who grew up during the Cold War, Linda knew she didn’t support Donald Trump or his Republican Party at all. But she still felt disaffected by the political statements made by the younger women that she knew. There was something about the younger women that Linda just didn’t share: their PMS.

3. Rashid, as a Muslim from an immigrant family, said that he feels politically homeless in the United States. The Right won’t accept him because he is Muslim, but the establishment Left will never understand what his family cares about because they themselves are too blinded by their own PMS.

4. Lexi knew that she wanted to study philosophy, but it bothered her that so many of her peers thought that we didn’t need philosophy anymore because we had science now. And the ones who _had_ read any philosophy never ventured outside the Analytic tradition. It was such a PMS attitude on their part.

Abortion goatse

A graphic photo of an aborted fetus. Usually displayed without warning by anti-abortion activists who are seeking to shock audiences into opposing abortion. But such photos may also just be used for generalized shock value, like the traditional Goatse.

Randall Terry says he is running for president in 2024 because he wants to run abortion goatse ads on national television.

Randall Terry thinks seeing abortion goatses on TV will convince Americans to oppose abortion like he does, but more likely, it will just convince Americans that he is a crazy person.