Sexy

Sexy is defined as Proportional. Every body part is proportional to the rest of the other body parts.

eg. Eyes are the right length part. (not too close and not too far apart). If your nose is big, it pays to have big eyes and big lips then its still proportional but if your eyes are big and you have a tiny nose and tiny lips, its not proportional.

If you wondering whether your sexy or not, are your body parts and facial parts proportional to the rest. If yes you are sexy.

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skivvies

Slang for underwear, generally mens trunks or briefs, but can also be applied to singlets or undershirts. Can also be applied to swimwear or other skimpy items of clothing.

Not to be confused with skivvy, a long-sleeved, tight-fitting shirt.

Seeing Joe in his skivvies is definitely an inspiration to spend more time at the beach.

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Pakistani Shower

To use the shower instead of toilet paper after defecating

Jeffery didn't have any toilet paper in his house, Sheila hadn't gone to the store, so he made a split-second decision to take a Pakistani shower, that would clear away the dingle berries.

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What's the craic?

A phrase from the Irish word craic meaning with the English/urban equivalent of: what is happening in your life since last we met./give me the 411.

cultural similarities between Celtic communities in the UK has allowed the slang terms to have acceptable usage in all Celtic community dialects.

1:-So what's the craic? doin fine still up north, TB
2:-nowt much, started college this week.

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Vegemite Driller

An Australian term to define a homosexual; Puts a rose on every cheek ;)

John: "Wow, did you see that guy?! What a Vegemite Driller."
Sam: "Yeah, Word, He Drills the Vegemite BIG TIME".

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tout

1. someone who purchases tickets for an event then sells them on at a much larger price at the "entrance to the event" or on ebay.

2. someone who purchases any spare tickets you have for a fair price then event "at the entrance" then sells them on at a unfair price.

see also scalper

guy1 "there sold out ill just get it on ebay"
guy2 "from a tout are you mad just think you would probably have a ticket at the right price if it wasn't for that ass hole."

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muffin

1. a soft, moist, delicious, breakfast (or snack); the best food in the world, not to be confused with "english muffin"

2. Heavenly food

1. "Hey, Tony! Get me a blueberry muffin!"
2. "I will get a muffin one day."

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