Zack

1) A small midget child who is usually considered crisp in skin color. He obsesses over other short girls usually starting with the letter "E" *cough* *cough* --Ellie. He is most commonly known as a potato and Zackaria by his friends. Zacks always have tiny dicks and cannot help themselves but to make UR MAMA jokes and to constantly insult their future mother-in-laws.

2) Also another name for a very starchy vegetable - potato

2) Dang! I had some delicious crisp zacks yesterday for dinner! So buttery!

1) That Zack over there is looking pretty nice. Too bad his pp is microscopic!