the absolute best pick-up line you can use when you see a TOTALLY THICC KWEEN WITH A BIG BOOTAY (male or female)
Barbara: "HEY RON, CUM SHACK THAT ON ME WILLY"
Ron: "well barbara, you honestly are the uglyest woman i have ever seen a i know about your pucci cooties , but you have such a way with words. Yes, yes i will shack that for you hunni ass"