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Alson

Supreme beings who sit equal to Arkoday but often find themselves in persnickety wars against them over the ruling of Warindas. There one weakness is their lack of stamina due to their advanced size.

Alson: Do you dare challenge me Arkoday?
Arkoday: My curry is so spicy, it could burn up your fut.
Warinda: Do not worry my persnickity preditor, I am at your side.
Conteh: Alson, my brother. They need to confess their sins to the lord.

by UrNansCrustyFlipFlop November 20, 2019

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Arkoday

Le Epic Indian Warlord. While he is not smiting enemy tribes, he holds curry festivals. His people, who are called the Warinda's, fight to the death to win a huge curry cauldron. There have been past reports of people drowning in the cauldron it is so big. While attacking his enemy tribes, he focuses on the quantity over quality. Sending millions of Warinda's to do his bidding. The Warinda's pray to Arkdoday and see him as a god to them.
However, Arkoday treats his people under a fascist government and treats his people like nothing.

Warinda: Please Great Arkoday, may you bless me with some KFC.
Arkoday: Lol no

by UrNansCrustyFlipFlop November 11, 2019


Warinda

Warindas are the people ruled by Arkoday or in other words, his bitch. They have been known to be found prostrating themselves in his presence, and then furiously, persnickety fucked whenever he asks. Warindas have also been found to become bitches of the Alson tribe.

Arkoday: Warinda number 223194 find me Warinda 665298 he is overdue for is persnickety appointment
Warinda 223194: don't you remember my lord you killed him in his last appointment

by UrNansCrustyFlipFlop November 13, 2019


Conteh

A Conteh is an African priest/pastor. When children are confessing their sins in the confession room to him, he locks the door behind them with a special key without them knowing. Then he brutally assaults and rapes these children before releasing them again.

Child: Please let me out sir.
Conteh: You will not leave this room, without kissing my cock.

by UrNansCrustyFlipFlop November 8, 2019

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Nonce

John Conteh

Child; Please Do not touch me you nonce.
John Conteh; Lmao no.

by UrNansCrustyFlipFlop November 4, 2019

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