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Corporate laziness

When large corporations are lazy and do things half assedly or decide to drop something to do something else because 5 billion dollars is not a large enough budget to multitask. This usually inconveniences people but not really the corporation because they only lost 2.5 million dollars, and that's chump change.
Example SONY marketing the ps vita. Yes, it happened.

Person 1: The PS vita is so good!
Person 2: What the fuck is that?
Person 1: A handheld that playstation released that looks great and has tons of power!
Person 2: I haven't seen any ads for it or anything, if it's so good, why does nobody know about it?
Person 1: Corporate laziness is to blame as usual.

by Urban Dick(tionary) March 24, 2025


Bunglewimping

The exact same thing as bunglewhumping, however in this case, you don't get caught. Bunglewhumping and bunglewimping are the same except for the getting caught part, which is removed from bunglewimping.

Dominant necrophiliac: Wanna go bunglewhumping?
Dylan: Nah bro I don't want to go to jail, so we can go bunglewimping if you want.
Dominant necrophiliac: Sounds good to me!!

by Urban Dick(tionary) April 23, 2025


Bungle Buddy

Someone who bunglewhumps with another person. (see bunglewhumping)
Either person bunglewhumping can be a bungle buddy, because bunglewhumping is traditionally done by 2 people. Group bunglewhumping is not unheard of, but is rare.

Me and jared are bungle buddies, and I can't wait to get out of prison to bunglewhump with him again!!! I love my bungle buddy jared!!!!!

by Urban Dick(tionary) February 28, 2025


Bunglewhumping

The act of going with a friend, similar to munting, (see munting) where a dead body is procured, preferably fresh, and banging it until it starts to shit, then eating the shit, throwing the body on someones porch, and throwing shit on their windows. Usually done by fucktards (see fucktard), tingle tards (see tingle tard) and other stupid people. It is not bunglewhumping unless you get caught.

Person 1:Dude wanna go bunglewhumping?
person 2:No, I dont wanna go to jail.
Person 1: Come on, you can have the majority of bodily fluids
Person 2: Oh, ok I guess, but only if we get (insert fucktard here)'s grandma
Person 1: Of course!
Then they end up in jail, and bunglewhump some inmates and end up in solitary.

by Urban Dick(tionary) February 28, 2025


Nigga Watson

A black man, appearing about 30, about 5 feet and 11 inches tall, of a slightly muscular build who is an extremely powerful and cool nigga. He fights evil with his nigga blast, a shot of concentrated black fire and energy that decimates anything in its path. Nigga watson is approximately 6900 years old. You use his name when someone is super cool, or pertaining to coolness. Also just a cool ass name for usage in video games and other things. Also can be used in a way that means someone is a wannabe cool person.

Person 1: Dude did you see? I finally got poon from that hot ass girl on the dance team!

Person 2: Man, you must be Nigga Watson!
Also: Acting like you're Nigga Watson
Ok, Nigga Watson, shut up
Shut it Nigga Watson
That's why you're not Nigga Watson

by Urban Dick(tionary) March 24, 2025


Akira

When someone says something so stupid you have to look at the invisible camera, and you exclaim "akira!" because it was so stupid they need to leave you alone.

Call these niggas akira, bitch, LEAVE ME ALONE

Retigga or tingletard : Dude, I'm telling you the new fortnite season is so good!
Person : I don't even play that game anymore, it fell off.
Tingle tard : No dude, they added this cool dance *fortnite dances*
Person: Akira
Retigga : Erm, what the sigm-
person: AKIRA, LEAVE ME ALONE!!! *curb stomps fortnite kid*

by Urban Dick(tionary) March 24, 2025


Tingle Tard

Someone who is undeniably so retarded that simply calling them retard does not suffice, and you have to say something stupid back to them so they will understand.

Joe: Hey mike?
Mike:Whats up?
Joe: the sky haha
Mike: Shut the fuck up you goddamn tingle tard, thats why your mom's pussy is gray!

by Urban Dick(tionary) February 25, 2025