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high noon

(noun) The time in which the sun is the highest in the sky, allowing for the sun to get in neither of the participant's eyes during a Western draw. Our favorite futuristic cowboy often notes when this time occurs.

It's high noon...
Draw!

by UrbanCommision January 3, 2018


Tae Kwon Do

A yellow-dyed belt for 40 fucking dollars

Hey John, are you taking Tae Kwon Do lessons this summer?
Nah, it's pretty much a ripoff. The senseis are only in it for the money, and the belts are too pricey.

by UrbanCommision May 6, 2018


musical fantasy

Similarly to sexual fantasies, a musical fantasy is when one imagines themselves playing music in amazing situations (such as your own epic saxophone solo, perfect harmony, or an awesome cover of that one song).

I had a musical fantasy about my own band last night, but I know it'll never happen because I'm too shy.

by UrbanCommision January 12, 2018


ebay witchhunting

(verb) the action of searching for something on eBay and continuing to search for the item at the lowest price and distance possible

I went eBay witchhunting to try to find a Nintendo Switch for $200.

by UrbanCommision April 23, 2017