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A bra with so much padding/push up that the extra volume alone is larger than the size of someone's boobs. Mattress bras are usually extremely thick and uncomfortable to wear.
"Dude, this chick I took home last night had MASSIVE TITS. I was so excited until she took off her mattress bra and she went from a DD to a B at best..."
A generalisation surrounding the assumption that all British people spend most of thier time drinking tea - leaving time for little else in their lives, commonly used as an insult to suggest laziness or lack of care.
A: "why are the the dishes still dirty Paul, I thought it was Johns turn to do the washing up?"
B: "I know Gerard, but John's such a sippin' Brit he probably couldn't be arsed!"
The utmost highest level of sarcasm, often paired with the inability to say anything that is non-sarcastic makes speech 'sarcastificatious'. Khloe Kardashian is a good example of a celebrity who often speaks sarcastificatiously.
Example of Sarcastificatious phrases;
"Urban Dictionary is the most reliable source of information"
"What are you talking about? Murder isn't really a big deal..."
"Sarcasm is CLEARLY the lowest form of wit, NO ONE uses sarcasm"
The use of sarcastificatios in a sentence;
"Richards is unbelievable! He only ever speaks sarcastificatiously!!!"
A woman with an ass as big as one of the kardashians. Kardassian refers to the shape and figure of a woman's ass to be extremely large and disproportionate to the remainder of thier frame.
"Look at that Sexy kardassian over there!!!"