Shit yourself

To release of sh*t/crap/poo without removing your clothing, usually your pants and/or underpants.

Joe: Ugh! What's that smell, Larry did you shit yourself?
Larry:Uhhh, yeah?

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ROFLPMP

Rolling On The Floor Laughing (while) Peeing My Pants.

Girl1: Did you see that HILARIOUS show last night?

Girl2: Yeah, it had me ROFLPMP!

Piss yourself

To start peeing full-blast without removing your pants and/or underpants. Results in soaked clothing.

Larry: Ahhhhh!
Joe: Man what the ****! Did you just piss yourself?
Larry: Uhhhh, yeah?

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PIMS

Stands for: Peeing In My Shoes

Means for when your peeing your pants especially when your wearing shorts.

Girl: I was laughing so hard I was PIMS

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IALSHIAPIMP

I Am Laughing So Hard I Am Peeing In My Pants

Guy1: Did you see that fat lady fall?

Guy2: That's so funny IALSHIAPIMP!

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ROTFPMP

Rolling On The Floor Peeing My Pants.

Girl1: Hey, did you see that funny new show last night?

Girl2: Yeah, it had me ROTFPMP!

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