Mangamoord

Dutch for "manga murder" (found on Wikipedia)

Teen: DUDE! My friend's running around with a cleaver knife!

Manga-addicted Pre-Teen: Did he read a manga known as "When the Higurashi Cry"?

Teen: Yeah... I remember seeing him reading that... why?

Manga-addicted Pre-Teen: HAAAH... what Mangamoord!

Teen: What the hell does that mean?

Manga-addicted Pre-Teen: It means "manga murder" in Dutch, you fucking idiot.

Computerized Possession

When one becomes possessed by his/her laptop/desktop computer because of never taking his/her eyes off of the monitor.

Teenage Guy #1: DUDE! Earlier, my brother was chasing after me with some kind of halberd thingy and my dad's pistol! I was disturbed!

Teenage Guy #2: Did he play an online game called Rage 3?

Teenage Guy #1: ...Yeah, that's it. The one with the stick figure? He was playing it for HOURS!

Teenage Guy #2: Yep... that's computerized possession.

Teenage Guy #1: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?

Teenage Guy #2: You just found your answer.

Beiber Fever

A fatal disease that conquers your mind with Justin Beiber stuff (Ex: his dumb@ss songs); diagnosis requires instant hospitalization to get that bullsh!t out of your brain via brain surgery.

Teenage Guy: Hey, what's up, girl?

Teenage Girl: You know you love me, you know you care...

Teenage Guy: Are you okay?!

Teenage Girl: BABY BABY BABY OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LIKE BABY BABY BABY OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *continues singing and starts dancing*

Teenage Guy: Holy shit! Someone call 911!!! SOMEONE HELP MY GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHE HAS BEIBER FEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SOMEONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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