Cold

An infectious disease that usually spreads like wildfire around people, because people don't give a shit worth about others. They would yawn cough and not wash their hands properly to prevent others from catching the cold. If you catch a fucking cold, don't cough, cover your fucking mouth, and if you go to either 1-12 grades, go to the back of the class, and don't spread your fucking cold.

John: <Coughs a shit load, and doesn't give a shit if he spreads it to others>

Matthew:"Dude..someone could catch your cold"

John: "Oh but I am sick so..that's my bullshit excuse, so i'm going to keep coughing to relieve myself, and spread my many cold viruses to the people around me because I am a self centered fuck taard.

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