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The state of being stressed and spastic.
I was so stresspastic I almost ran over the old lady crossing the street!
Synonymous with the yellowpages, industry pages is a retro futuristic description of the industrial age vs the information age via phonebooks.
When will these industry pages stop arriving at my doorstep?! Maybe I should frame one before the internet takes over.
Similar in concept to dog years, but for men. It is used to indicate the actual maturity level of a man regardless of his age.
I thought dating an older man would be less drama, but turned out he was only 5 in man years.
The combination of feeling shitty and guilty.
I feel downright shuilty about how that orgy went down.
Similar in concept to white guilt, tech guilt is a growing feeling among tech workers who are buying or renting homes and apartments made available by the eviction of socioeconomic minorities or the gentrification of "transitional neighborhoods" in major tech hubs like Silicon Valley.
Brad: Can you believe my studio apartment in the mission was Section 8 housing one year ago?! My rent is $4000/month! Oh well, I can afford it.
Jill: I hope you're feeling some tech guilt right now.
Apps that are as addicting as crack.
OMG I'm so high on app crack from using Bitmoji in Snapchat! It's almost as addicting as Pokémon GO, but a lot safer.
His breath is atrocious and his dandruff and toenails are so gross. But he has a doctorate in astrophysics and I'm intellisexual.