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A chat site aiming to be the next Omegle created by Callan. It offers 1 on 1 chat, video chat, and group chat. Video chat doesn't work most of the time. 1 on 1 chat is mostly horny men, bots, and pedophiles. Group chat is still active getting up to a whopping 10-15 people at a time! This site is linked to 1 kidnapping. Eventually, an infamous user named Zio spammed the group chat with child porn and scat porn. This caused Callan to disable pictures and profile pictures. He later sold the site for $500,000 (he claims). The site remains up to this day although it is not very active.
Guy 1: Hey have you tried Emerald Chat?
Guy 2: Yeah it was just bots, pedos, and kids man.
Callan: I sold Emerald Chat for $500,000 what have you done? You lowlife incel Indian!
Guy: I tried 1 on 1 on Emerald Chat and I met a pedophile who wanted to trade child porn.
New Emerald chat user: Hey I'm new to Emerald Chat, does video chat work? I just see a blank screen.
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Obscure barely alive chat site. Was aimed to be the next omegle. Features 1 on 1 chat, and group chat. Users here are bots, pedophiles, minors, racists, homophobes, islamaphobes, bullies, mentally ill people, social outcasts, Indians, Filipinos, computer programming students, and more.
Guy: *enters 1 on 1 chat on Emerald Chat*
Guy: M or F
Girl: *disconnects*
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Tobey Maguire's taint. Can be described as a default Caucasian taint, mild hairiness, pale color. Moist from time to time. Sometimes stinks.
Girl 1: Omg I wonder what Tobey's Taint is like.
Girl 2: omg Brenda you weirdo!
An off brand TV screen company.
Guy 1: Dude my Seiki Flatscreen finally went out!
Guy 2: oh no bro! Now ur gonna have to find another no name tv screen!
Irvine Unified School District. The most up right arrogant school district in the US. Boasts having the highest college acceptance rates in the US. This district is filled with rich kids, cruel evil pathetic teachers, and depression. Send your kid here if you want them to suffer.
Guy 1: Dude fuck the IUSD, I'm gonna kms if my parents don't let me transfer out.
Guy 2: Same bro :,(.
Guy 1: IUSD is the worst!!!
Guy 2: Hell yeah bro!!!!
Guy 1: Where's Josh bro?
Guy 2: Dude didn't you hear? ISUD expelled him from the district cuz they caught him on the roof of the school! He has go to a new district now!
Guy 1: Oh fuck wtf! Oh yeah I remember! If you're caught on the roof of a school they immediately expell you! Holy shit!
Guy 1: Bro fuck IUSD, I got suspended cuz I farted in class and people laughed.
Guy 2: bruh.
Edward Walter Furlong (born August 2, 1977) is an American actor most known for playing the young John Connor in Terminator 2: Judgment Day. He's starred in various films over the years. He's also abused various drugs over the years. Nowadays he is working on his sobriety, only using vapes and Redbull to supplement the hard drugs.
Guy 1: Dude what ever happened to Edward Furlong?
Guy 2: oh dude he's sober now! I don't know if he's doing any film stuff right now but he's sober!
A human who's life is devoted to cumming or obtaining cum. Cum has consumed this person and they have given up everything for cum.
Guy 1: Bro I used to like Sarah but she's just a cum bum now.
Guy 2: Dude I know she drained me last week!
Mom: Gary I caught Billy passed out in the bathroom covered in cum!
Dad: Yeah he's a cum bum now.