Mom

Will literally do everything she told you not to do :)

Mom: stop using your phone
*literally using phone 24/7*

Mom: stop calling your friends
*calls friend for 2 hours*

Mom: don’t stay up so late
*stays up ‘til 5am*

Mom: go wash the dishes

Kiddo: I’ll do it later
Mom: DONT TALK BACK TO ME
*literally talking back and also that’s how a conversation works*

Alternate ending:
Mom: don’t give me that attitude

*literally giving “that attitude”

U

A word ppl use instead of “you” bc we are some lazy ass ppl

Who tf are u

Older sibling

You hate them one minute the other ur getting food together while jamming in their car

Older sibling: *comes in room*
Me: what do you want
Older sibling: *just stands there*
Me: get out!
Older sibling: *gets out and LEAVES THE DOOR FKING OPEN*
Me: CLOSE THE DAMN DOOR
Older sibling: hey wanna get starbucks
Me: yes let’s go

*dies laughing in car*