Jaron

A bisexual, colorblind, man from Ohio. Can't tell red from green. Allergic to eggs. Did I mention colorblind?

Me: "Hey Jaron check out this cool shirt"
Jaron: "Yo! Is that brown?"
Me: "No, Jaron, it's green"

Hadlee

Fat ass, great style, habitual “ur mom”er.

“Hey hadlee how are you?”
“Ur mom”