Mogwarts

Mogwarts is a magical school dedicated to looksmaxxing and mewing. If you do not have a jawline of at least handsome squidward level, then you will be rejected. Mogwarts includes the rarest animals in the universe - including the looksmaxximus mandrakimus and mogging owls.

Person 1: Bro, I still haven't gotten my letter from mogwarts!
Person 2: You're just not looksmaxxing enough!
Person 3: 🤫🧏 ♀️

Dreamy avocado

A word used to describe anything that is goofy or cringe and left in the past. Example: A YouTube channel called dreamy avocado would be considered a goofy and cringe YouTube channel

Person 1 "Look at the dreamy avocado

YouTube channel!"
Person 2 "haha IKR! So goofy"
Person 3 "say that again," *grabs gun* "I dare u"

I eat my cereal with water because my dad never came back with the milk

The meaning of the father not bringing back milk is a very sad story. I have no idea why it's called milk, but when a dad breaks up with his family and leaves his partner, he'll say that he's going to the store to buy milk but then he never comes back. Depression spirals. You have a mental breakdown. The phrase 'I eat my cereal with water because my dad never came back with the milk' Is used as a joke or a way to break the news to someone. I'd rather go get my own milk 😤

Person 1: Make me cry
Person 2: I eat my cereal with water because my dad never came back with the milk
Person 1: 😭😭😭😢😥😰😭😓😩😫🤤😭😭😭😭😭😭

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