COI

Internet shorthand for "Crying On the Inside" - sort of opposite of LOL.

boss123: I need you to work overtime this weekend - sorry about the vegas trip.
minion835: COI

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Pile of Sand

The result of your daily accomplishment, usually being of meager value or little interest.

From watching a guy sweep sand into a pile on a parking lot.

"I finally finished that stupid report that no one will ever read."

"Well, there's your little pile of sand for today!"

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