eat it

1) To crash, trip or fall, especially in while cycling
2) Used to rub a victory, comeback or overtaking into someone's face
3) A 1984 song parody of Michael Jackson's "Beat It" written and performed by comedy musician Weird Al Yankovic

1) I hit a big rock and just ate it and got this big road rash
2) Eat it, loser!
3) So eat it! Just eat it!

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semicolon

The character ";" that you probably never use. It's used to fix comma splicing by separating two independent clauses while still including them in the same sentence. For example:
"I watch My Little Pony, Fluttershy is my favorite character."
can be corrected to
"I watch My Little Pony; Fluttershy is my favorite character."
People also use them in an attempt to sound smart when writing; almost in a condescending way; even if they don't know what they mean; and they never seen to realize how fabricated their writing looks with all the semicolons; and they probably started abusing them after reading classical novels."

English Teacher: "Well done on your 40 billionth argumentative essay, Harold. If I were you, I would put a semicolon there."

Harold: "What the snot is a semicolon?"

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Technical

A word used in mountain biking, mountaineering, and other similar outdoor recreation sports to denote that something is more challenging to traverse.

That mountain bike trail was fun, but one section of it was too technical for me so I had to walk my bike through it.

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Utah

A US State founded by the LDS religion as they were escaping from oppression, and is currently on a mission to become the unofficial apprentice to California. The population is three fourths nice Mormons who kindly welcome newcomers, and one fourth homeless people and drug dealers, all depending on where you are. Other notable things include that the people apparently eat a lot of ice cream and Jello, and pretty much everything is closed on Sunday. Cool geological formations, too, and lots of football and basketball fans.

I went to Utah over the weekend.

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Bolivian Meat Grinder

A very unique sex move which is performed right before sex. Before the man gets it on with the woman, he politely asks the woman if she is comfortable with such intimate and demanding activities. If she says yes, then copulation can begin. If she says no, the man will heed her words and copulation will not begin and instead begin suggesting other things they can do, like play a video game or watch a movie.

Guy 1: Yo, I used the Bolivian Meat Grinder on Sophie last night!
Guy 2: Woah, I've never heard of that one before! How did it turn out!
Guy 1: Sohpie said that she wasn't really feeling like it, but that she would probably be interested tomorrow because it would likely be a stressful day at work for her. After that, I asked her if she wanted to see Titanic, and she said yes. So we watched it while cuddling and eating ice cream.
Guy 2: Dude, that's soooo hot! I should try it with my girl.
Guy 1: Fantastic!
Guy 2: Bodacious!

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m8

A shortened spelling of "Mate" that is used on the internet, which in itself is a slang term from Great Britain, Australia and New Zealand which means "Friend". Sometimes used as a stereotype of people from said countries, especially when it comes after "U Wot"

Great story, m8

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Casey Heynes

The obese teenage star of a viral video that also stands as a beacon of anti-bullying.
In the video, Richard Gates (who is smaller than Casey) bullies Casey, insulting him, shoving him and punching him several times. After all of these attacks are proven to be ineffective, Richard goes in to tackle Casey, but instead Casey picks him up, walks a couple of feet forward, and slams Richard onto the ground.
Watching this video is satisfying every time, and Casey has become somewhat famous on the internet, even obtaining his own nickname, "Zangief Kid" after the character from the Street Fighter video game series who uses a special move similar to what Casey does to Richard.

Casey Heynes is my hero; now I can stand up to my school bullies!

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