SPAM

There are three types of spam:

1) The canned meat, stylized as SPAM, which became especially popular directly following its use in World War II.
2) On the internet, typed simply as "spam", it is when a single entity or multiple entities with a general idea repeatedly send messages to one person. These can be either as advertising, in order to entice the target to buy something, or simply to annoy the target in a playful way.
3) In video gaming, to use some sort of tool, item, or move with no cooldown repeatedly. It is most commonly practiced in First Person Shooters when the player encounters a tight situation, causing them to flip out and mash the button to unleash some sort of weapon many, many times.

Here's some more elaboration, if you would like some:

(1) Personally, I've never eaten SPAM, so I can't give you any idea of how it tastes.
(2) Advertising spam and internet scamming often go hand-in-hand. For some reason the Nigerian princes and people who want to... "enhance your passionate experiences" don't think they can trick you with just one crappy, misspelt message.
(3) The most commonly spammed type of weapon is the grenade, although depending on the game and genre other items may take this spot.

(1) Alfredo: "What are you eating?"
Teddy: "I'm just eating some SPAM because I'm lazy."

(2) Hannah: "For the love of all the good things in the world, this company will NOT STOP spamming me with messages!"

(3) Eddie: "Oh, shoot, bro... look out for that tank! Spam your grenades and run as fast as you can!"

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Spangle

The flaky, plywood-like things on metal after it has been galvanized to prevent rusting. It is sometimes used to create an industrial aesthetic.

"I can see the spangle on the metal from a mile away."

essay

A short piece of writing with an average of 5 paragraphs that school children write to improve their experience in writing, grammar and reasoning. They get annoying and laborious once you reach middle school.

The topics that teachers give their students for essays are usually boring and irrelevant topics that are more enjoyable for adults, and sometimes they are actually some of the most impractical subjects to write an essay on.

The most common type is the argumentative essay. The total amount of written material from every argumentative essay a child has had to write that does nothing to enhance their knowledge or skill would probably rival that of the Marvel Universe, DC Universe, Star Wars Universe and Old and New Testament combined. I honestly think it's why kids get so pissed on the internet; because they've been trained to react defiantly to any sort of controversy. I usually title my argumentative essays with "Argumentative Essay Number" followed by a massive number like 40 billion or something.

I have to write an essay on the plot structure of Twelfth Night.

Kill me.

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