panini

An old negative racial epithet describing someone who is male or female that is Italian, comes from Italian descent, or displays traits that resemble someone who appreciates Italian heritage.

*Customer walks into store and approaches service staff members*

Customer: "Hi. Where can I find the pasta sauce isle?"

Service Staff Member 1: "It's in isle 4."

Customer: "Thank you!"

*Customer looks for isle*

Service Staff Member #2: "What did the customer say?"

Service Staff Member #1: "They were just another dumb Panini looking for pasta sauce."

Service Staff Manager: "Hey! You should know better! That's racist! You're fired!"

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Russian Nesting Doll

A person, most commonly female, who is or was a Russian national that has resided in numerous countries to attain numerous citizenship papers, work visas, passports, education, and has a framework of identities, which could even include people for assisting in manipulating the mindset of others over the long-term, to achieve a goal to eventually marry (and possibly divorce) for devious reasons, most likely financial.

Joe: "My Russian neighbor's American girlfriend introduced me to this beautiful woman from the UK. She's from London, England and just moved to New York. Her name is Ann Chapman has a Russian accent, well educated, and has been all over the world! I think I want to marry her."

Ivan: "Are you sure she's not a Russian Nesting Doll waiting for someone like you to come along to operate under a new name, get a new passport, citizenship, and to sell off all her old documents to the next girl in line back in Russia?"

Sup Lit Ethnics

The most perfect phrase to compliment awesome multi-diverse random strangers as you enter their presence if you appreciate them, and all celebrate a similar culture as an estranged family that meets randomly all the time.

*Pete walks into a room at an annual tech convention party with arms stretched out*
Pete: "Sup Lit Ethnics!"
Martin: "PETE! Sup you lit mofo! Get over here and check out my new phone that I have been showing Sally, Jesse, and Raphael! Do you remember them? Sally and Jesse were here two years ago, and Raphael was here last year."
Pete: "Aww shiz, your phone is on fleek, and of course I remember them!"