Dirty kate

a dirty kate is when it is raining outside so your mum proceeds to give you an umbrella with a bottle of vodka and you use the rain as lubricant and stick the umbrella up your anus until you feel it in your tits then proceed to skull the vodka doing a vortekke and making out with a 15 year old.

dante: Kate why did you finish the vodka?

kate: because i like 15 year olds and dirty kate is my favourite exhibition dance at formal

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