floppy disk

A very simple portable storage device. It's probably among the best choices for use on sneakernet because it's easy to write to and requires no special software. It's far faster to write to a floppy than to burn a CD, and it's kind of a waste to put a few documents on a CD. Plus you can edit files on a floppy without having to re-burn. They are slowly being replaced by USB drives, but they have at least a few years ahead before they are officially obsolete. Floppies are far more durable than most of those Linux geeks say they are, as long as you don't dip them in bleach or something. You can drag your keys all across the outside of a floppy and it'll still work fine. Try THAT with a CD. They hold 1.44 megabytes with standard formatting and are about 3.5 inches square.

Me: I need a box of floppies.
Linux geek: What are those?
Me: FLOPPIES! You know? The little squarish plastic things!?
Linux geek: Umm...
Me: Damnit! Am I the only one that still uses these things?
Linux geek: I bet you use Windows. Linux is better.
Me: Oh, kiss my ass.

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yeagh

1. Exclamation by Howard Dean that effectively mae him lose he democtatic primaries
2. A song by James Lileks about said exclamation

Then we're gonna go to North Dakota...YEAAAAAGHHHH!!!

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dude eggs

Small eggs pickled in a spicy brine. Sold at roadside stands. As seen on Viva La Bam.

Ahrr they cut off ded pples balls n pikl em! -Don Vito, Viva la bam

*note* this has to be added again because some jerkoff got the one iI entered before deleted. Of course, the one with 17 thumbs ups gets deleted, and the one with 57 down stays */note*

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piwi

A Wacky Pack card from the 1970s, parodying a can of Kiwi Shoe Polish.

Thanks to UD, I know know it is also a real fruit.

Woot! I just got a Piwi Blecch card!

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Axl Rose

Insane guy from Guns n Roses. Was pretty good at doing what he did, and mostly keeps to himself nowadays.

Get over it, people. Maybe he wants a break. He's still the shit though. Who else records himself screwing a random chick and then plays it in the background of a song? Only Axl.

Listen to Rocket Queen on Appetite For Destruction and you'll know what I mean.

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wardrobe malfunction

1. (noun) Lame excuse given by CBS after showing a nasty saggy 50 year old tittie on TV. Nobody needed to see that. Nobody.

Janet's wardrobe malfunction was just plain odd

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outcast

1. Someone who doesnt belong, and as such is most often seen by themselves or with a friend or two at most.

2. Me

1. There's almost no outcasts at my high school; they're all rich Republicans and buy their friends.

2. I am an outcast and I don't care what you think.

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