teddy bear

when someone with a hairy ass goes to the bathroom takes a big meaty chud monkey

holy crap man! Dave dropped a teddy bear in the toilet!

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ass table way back

When a woman's ass is so massive that you can have a banquet on it.

ey man look at that hoe
GOD DAMN MAN SHE GOT AN ASS TABLE WAY BACK!
feels like thanks giving

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boss

someone who is there when you are late and not there when you are early.

I hate my boss...nah there ani't no punch line to that.

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smoothyology

used in iCarly by the cool black guy in the smoothy shop.

Sam: I'll apologize when he proves he isnt an idiot

Cool Black Guy: Hey man I'll have you know that I got my Degree in Smoothyology.