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Scott

Your typical white heterosexual privileged white man. If you identify as a gender fluid furry he will make you into a huge meme and he will secretly post you on his meme account and he will get a lot of likes.

Guy: wow what an American! That sure is Scott for ya! God bless

by UwUdick March 5, 2019


Karen

You guessed it, the soccer mom. Karen is typically seen taking her son Timothy to baseball practice, making a wedding board on Pinterest and asking “where’s the manager?!”

Store employee: Oh no there’s another Karen...

Karen: Where’s the manager!?

by UwUdick March 6, 2019

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Jasmine

That one high school girl who’s always snatching people’s mans

Guy: There’s jasmine, maybe she will love me

by UwUdick March 6, 2019

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Keili

That one chick who falls in love with every girl she sees, watch out boys Keili is about to steal your bitch

Boyfriend: Babe let’s go the other way

Girlfriend: Why?
Boyfriend: She’s Keili, she is going to steal you

by UwUdick March 6, 2019

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Ally

That one girl who gives you the death stare in the middle of class. Sends shivers down your spine, bodies aching all the time.

Guy: Bro why does that girl scare me so much?
Guy2: Oh that’s just Ally

by UwUdick March 6, 2019

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Luke

That one guy who comes to school only one every two weeks. We don’t know how he stays enrolled, maybe it’s befaus people bribe him with pickles to stay.

Guy: Where’s Luke?

Girl: Do you even know him? He’s never at school dumb ass

by UwUdick March 7, 2019

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Axel

A sad soul who finds life in the game of Minecraft, he features blue hair swept over his face. A basic man who will make horrible puns

Guy: I want to play Minecraft

Girl: You’re such an Axel

by UwUdick March 6, 2019

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