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Jasmine

That one high school girl who’s always snatching people’s mans

Guy: There’s jasmine, maybe she will love me

by UwUdick March 6, 2019

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Walter

An old man who sits at a diner and tells you his war stories

Walter: back in my day... we used to read newspapers instead of TV

by UwUdick March 6, 2019

5👍 3👎


Tayler

We are never ever, ever getting back together
We are never ever, ever getting back together
You go talk to your friends, talk to my friends, talk to me
But we are never ever, ever, ever getting back together
Like, ever

Oh no it’s that one bitch Tayler again, we are never getting back together

by UwUdick March 6, 2019


Tysen

Not the chicken brand but the bitchiest boy, Tysen. Don’t underestimate him, Tysen is full of memes and will always be sure to assert is dominance along with popular fortnite dances.

Guy: Who’s that loser doing that fornite dance over there?

Guy2: Oh that’s just Tysen

by UwUdick March 6, 2019

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Scott

Your typical white heterosexual privileged white man. If you identify as a gender fluid furry he will make you into a huge meme and he will secretly post you on his meme account and he will get a lot of likes.

Guy: wow what an American! That sure is Scott for ya! God bless

by UwUdick March 5, 2019


Karen

You guessed it, the soccer mom. Karen is typically seen taking her son Timothy to baseball practice, making a wedding board on Pinterest and asking “where’s the manager?!”

Store employee: Oh no there’s another Karen...

Karen: Where’s the manager!?

by UwUdick March 6, 2019

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Noah

He’s the one screaming My Chemical Romance lyrics while wrestling that one stuck up jock.

NOAH: When I was a young boy
My father took me into the city
To see a marching band
He said, son, when you grow up
Would you be the savior of the broken
The beaten, and the damned?
He said, will you defeat them
Your demons and all the non-believers?

by UwUdick March 7, 2019

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