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I was drinking a Patron margarita when I suddenly got the hankering for some homemade gringo jalapeños
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Is the study of astro-abortions. Mothers who are deciding to or deciding not to have an abortion might look at their future baby's zodiac symbol and derive from their possible nature wether they will be a good match for her or the already existing family.
I was reading my Astrobortology Pamphlet and have come to the decision to keep my fetus because he will make a great sibling for my already 2 year old daughter
Crickets play this orchestra piece all around the world. No one knows who taught it to them.
I was outside at night looking for my car keys when all of a sudden 'Deafening Silence' began to play
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A crooked cop or a racist cop
Detective inside interrogation room, "You know what I think? I think your blue trash and possibly more fucked up then the people you've been locking up all these years. But don't you worry. You ain't getting away with it. I'm gonna nail you on it even if it's the last thing I do."
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A drink that mixes a small amount of Dr Pepper aka the brain, with a larger portion of Hi-C Pink Lemonaide. But whatever you do, do not use real lemonade. Only use the fake shit.
I'm a big fan of pinky and the brain. It's just so refreshing after a long day at work. But to be honest, I got to warn you that if you're not a fan of Dr Pepper you are never gonna like it, ever
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water that continues to fall off tree leaves even after the rain clouds have stopped pouring
"How are you wet? I thought it stopped raining an hour ago"
"Oh yeah this is just a little bamboo drizzle"
Day + Borrow. It means to borrow your emotions from another day either past or future to satisfy your emotional needs today. This could be done in a negative or positive light.
"Yesterday was so awesome. I was around all my friends having the time of my life. And now .... I'm at work, with co works who seriously don't give a shit about each other. If I'm gonna make it through this shift I'm gonna have to daeborrow from yesterday or else I'm not gonna make it."