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When you get your dick sucked from the back.
Ole girl was giving me some head, and it got so hard, I tucked it to the back. Ended up getting a roe job and rim job at the same time. Then I gave her a breath mint and told her to get the fuck out of my house.
A phrase from"The Sims" that indicates you play the game too much and have lost contact with the real world.
Snarba? Snarba larba! Snarba larba doofa-da. Doofa-da!
1) The word that I get in trouble for saying in front of grandma.
2) The part of my body that gets sucked down the toilet if I flush sitting down.
“I just flushed my nutsack down the shitter!” ‘Did I hear you say nutsack?’ “No grandma!” ‘Don’t lie to me you little foul mouthed nutsack or I’ll cut em off and wear them as earrings. Nutsack!’
A big and meaty vagina that is delicious to eat.
I ate a 12 ounce V-bone steak yesterday. She came 4 times.
A woman on her period that is bitching at her old man.
"Shut your mouth and go make me a sandwich, you old shassgoblin."