parts changer

Mistakenly referred to as a mechanic or service technician.
These individuals can be found at your local auto dealer or
repair garage. They brag about being Automotive Service
Excellence (ASE) certified, even though they don't practice
diagnosing a problem. If the OBD code or service manual
flow chart don't tell them the problem they are clueless.

My piece of shit Pontiac G6 is back @ the dealership for the
fourth time man! -No shit?! Yeah, their fucking
parts changers can't fix my tranny right.

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chess progger

Usually a young individual from the ages of 12 to 24 that
uses a hacked chess UCI to cheat at online chess, thus giving
them a highly inflated ELO rating, while skewing legitimate
players ratings. Their internet ELO rating is usually well
over the master level of 2200, even though their real world,
Over The Board (OTB) rating is typically below 1400.
By cheating unknown individuals over the internet anonymously, proggers give themselves a false sense of accomplishment and gratification. They are selfish losers who only care about winning at any and all costs.

Damn it! That little fucking chess progger checkmated me again in under 30 moves and in only two minutes, twenty seconds (five minute clocks).

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