McLaren

Some British bastards that held the position of world’s fastest car for 12 years

McLaren P1 Created in 2013: can go a little over 220 mph
FUCKING MCLAREN F1 CREATED IN 1993: CAN GO FUCKING 240.1 MPH

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When lightning strikes the tip of your penis

*Thunder crashing*
Me just stroking my dick outside: ahh, today feels so nice
Lightning: *strikes my dick*
Me: ahh yes, one of many rare occurrences, this time it was zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba

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Penis

Mine is pretty average sized, if not a little shorter

But unfortunately my friend’s penis is only about 1 inch long, or at least when he has a boner

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Big Nigga

Our lord and savior, without the legendary B I G N I G G A, we would be dead!

Kevin: HOLY SHIT DAN I JUST LEAPED IN FRONT OF A TRAIN AND DIDN’T DIE!
Dan: That’s because Big Nigga was by your side my bro

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Charding

The act of ejaculation

MAKING ME CHARDING!?1!1?1!1?1!1?1!1?1!1?1!?

Pokémon

By far one of the most known video games in existence, beloved by nearly everyone, it also has a anime series that is quite exceptionally pretty damn awesome

Dude 1: hey do you play Pokémon?
Dude 2: what’s Pokémon?
Dude 1:*calls someone on his phone and starts speaking Japanese*
Dude 2:WHAT THE FUCK?
Dude 1:oh don’t worry that was nothing
Dude 1’s phone rings
Dude 1:oh sorry man here’s my location, no problem Obama!
Dude 2:Obama?
Obama: *hops down from the sky* I think it’s time for an ass beating
Miyamoto:*also hops down from the sky* ‘Japan noises’
Dude 2: ahh shit