Having

Eating!

Of course “having your cake and eating it too” is possible!

Smash Up Durbie

Bumper cars of death.

“Let’s go watch the smash up durbies!”

Alligator

An animal with 3 letters in it’s name.

Name a animal with 3 letters in it’s name, you said Alligator!

Survey says “0.”

Hoons

The most talented drivers on the road, with the most coolest cars you’ll ever see, each one of them having the biggest pair of balls around, because they pull off the most awesome burnouts you’ll ever see, they will even put a smile on your face.

John-o: what’s goin’ on outside mate?
Dave-o: bunch of hoons mate!:D

Ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag

One of the best songs of all time!

Find a side that's brighter than bad
Stick it out but never get mad
No control, no plans
Ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag

It never gives, not what you want
Falling short just defining my sort
Scared to fail, scared of success
Never take less
Is this really what you want?
Don't aim too high or they'll cut you right back
Feel like ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag

Keep them dumb, keep them numb, keep them ripped
Paid the money then they syphon the slip
Think you're flying but they're bluffing the hand
An empty promise from a selfish brat

Every lesson that's ever been taught
Never learn comes undone just as quick its learnt
Told to trust, surrounded by a system of fraud
Doused in gas, set on fire now watch me burn