vaginalhumperdinkposer

Well a dink is a messed up horse and a vagial humper is self explanatory, and a poser is a non professional expert so.......yeah!!!

That person is gay as a a vaginalhumperdinkposer.

Quistle

A queef (usually premeditated) that's held in like a fart but slips out creating a whistle sound

Every time I hear a quistle it is followed with Loni blaming the dogs