Sport Mode

Sport Mode refers to when your Johnson looks like a toddler’s after physical activity, hot or cold weather or in the shower. The bloodflow goes to different parts of the body leaving you looking like a flat balloon.

Dammit, my girl saw me in sport mode for the first time, now she keeps calling me earthworm Jim.

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YOHB

You On Here Bro/Bitch

A phrase often used on social media to call out someone you saw in real life and snapped a photo of. Often used on online car enthusiast groups to call out stupid shit seen irl

Photo of a shitbox Honda with a wukang-whistler, cut springs, a huge wing, and a anime chick on the hood.

“I saw your sweet ride in the Walmart parking lot .. ‘YOHB’?”

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