meat curtains

Excessively large pussy lips that tend to be attached to a pussy thats been used extensively for mass fuckings, gang bangs, or excessively large didlo insertions that resemble curtains hanging from a window!!!

Yo that bitch last night had some meat curtains on her I could have used them as a blanket after i got done tearin that shit up!!!

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feltch farmer

The guy in a gayorgy that is responsible for suckin the jizz out of everyone elses ass!!!

Hey Carlton U are the feltch farmer for tonights orgy!!! U in???

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mastubatory miscalculation

Whe a male masturbates and he miscalculates the force of the said ejaculation and proceeds to splash his own spooge on his chin or other facial area!!!

Dude i had a mastubatory miscalculation last night and came in my own mouth!!! It sucked!!!

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andyhandycandy

A mans cock being in close proximity to andy dick!!!

I was at the bar last night and I was lettin my andyhandycandy hangout!!!!

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phallonometer

A tool for measuring ones too or (phallus)!!! Which is ones penis!

Scott and I measured each others cocks with a ruler but the broke out the phallonometer and i beat him by a quarter inch!!! 6.75 inches of throbbin cock!!!

raisin rubbing

Femal masturbation or stimulation of the clit (raisin)

I caught my girlfriend raisin rubbing to lesbian porn!!! It was hott!!!

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nickleless

The phenemon of being a step above penniless... (as in Nicholas Cages dire straights)

Man if i didnt have this dollar id be nickleless....

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