boniversary

A boniversary is the anniversary of the date you and your partner first fucked.

Jack and V celebrated their boniversary by taking a train trip down to San Diego (sex on on a train--TRAINAL!), the place where it all began.

unitiger

A male unicorn; a mythical creature with powers of attraction so alluring that women want to be with him and men admire and want to befriend him. Often also known as a "Jack", the unitiger is often idolized as an object of sexual and sensual desire, in groups and threesomes. He is intelligent with sexy eyes and brutally honest.

"Damn, I thought my unicorn status would never be threatened, then I met this unitiger last night and it was like, game on!"

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Meow Mode

When a female gets so sexually worked up that she needs to start fucking, almost like she is an animal in heat.

I know this unitiger who is so unbelievably sexy, just thinking about him puts me in full-on meow mode!